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May 05, 2012

I’m sorry but, how come none of the vampires heard when Elena left? Is there a fire escape? Did she jump out the window? She couldn’t have come down the stairs. Is there a stairway leading down to the kitchen? So she left while the others were in the living area that was being damaged by Klaus? They didn’t hear a door open and close?  I mean, she drove to the school as Jeremy said her car was gone. You mean to tell me that a 1000 year old hybrid who’s sole purpose for showing up at the house was to collect Elena, didn’t hear that she was leaving the house? Nor the Salvatores who were inside the house? They didn’t hear the car door slam? The engine start? Nothing? Did I miss something? I am quite confused.

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April 28, 2012

why is klaus keeping esther’s body?

is it only to open up the casket every once in a while and say: see mommy, you can’t beat meeee!!!

or does he have another purpose?

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April 06, 2012

Vampire Diaries Speculation: How to Save the Salvatores, Caroline, and Maybe Even Tyler

We’re not going to lie: Ever since The Vampire Diaries Season 3, Episode 15, “All My Children,” we’ve kind of thought Esther (Alive Evans) was kind of a beotch. The witch had a spell to turn all her linked offspring into humans — so that they could be killed. Why couldn’t she just let them live out the rest of their natural lives once they were no longer “abominations”? What a mother.
Well, that whole “vampires can go back to becoming humans” thing was pretty well glossed over in that episode. The fact that Damon (Ian Somerhalder) — who has admitted he so longs to be human — didn’t ask Esther for her un-Original recipe strikes us as odd — and perhaps gives us a hint about the Season 3 finale.

The Originals are no longer linked, and Damon, Stefan (Paul Wesley), Caroline (Candice Accola), and Tyler (Michael Trevino) all have a vested interested in keeping at least one of them alive. For Tyler, it’s his sire Klaus (Joseph Morgan). For the rest, their bloodline is still a question mark, but if Esther ever comes back from her magical mystery tour, she can surely probably find a way to work that spell again. If an Original dying causes their vampire offshoots to keel over, will their transformation back to human have the same effect?
We’ve heard the Season 3 finale described as game-changing, and Joseph Morgan says at the end of it, viewers will say, “‘Oh my God! But what happens next?!’”

We don’t know what Esther thinks of vampires in general. Does she view them all as her despicable creation, or does she think only her children deserve to die? Perhaps the reason she wanted them to become human before killing them is so the rest of the bloodlines would be unaffected by their deaths. If that’s the case, then will Damon, Stefan, or Caroline decide to abandon their bloodsucking ways and turn human again?

What’s a vampire show without vampires — but what’s The Vampire Diaries if one of the Salvatores is suddenly human (and can totally impregnate Elena)?

  - Jenny McGrath

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April 01, 2012

Bonnie’s mom took off. Couldn’t deal with being a vampire, afraid of hurting Bonnie, nor could she handle being an Avenger, uncomfortable being around Nick. As a result, Bonnie has been feeling anger, hurt, abandonment and frustration. Loki and Klaus saw it fit to take advantage of her vulnerability, wanting her powers for their own selfish reasons. Klaus managed to convince Bonnie not to side with Loki as she has no idea who he is and what he’s about; but Klaus..Klaus she knows, right? Stick to the evil that you know is what they say. Unknown to them however, Fury appointed Hawkeye to watch Bonnie..well..like a hawk….