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May 30, 2012

THE BONNIE DIARIES
False Alarm


Sam and Dean were just outside of Bonnie’s house when they heard some sort of commotion inside. Not knowing what it was and not wanting just to burst in all guns a’blazin’ in case Bonnie might get hurt, they decided to sneak into the house.

“Wait. What are you guys doing?,” Bonnie asked as soon as she saw them. She wasn’t really surprised just annoyed. Stefan of course had told her that they were outside and what they were doing. They decided to just wait patiently on their entrance.

“Uh, hi,” Sam said realising that all was calm. “We uh..”

“What’s happening?,” Dean interrupted. “Thought you were in danger. Heard a ruckus.”

“You couldn’t have used the front door?,” Bonnie returned. Stefan simply rolled his eyes and remained quiet. “I was practising a spell and the “ruckus” you heard, as you can now see, is the television.” An action/thriller flick was playing on the tube.

“Ha, element of surprise?…Sorry?,” Dean replied sheepishly.

“Yeah, sorry Bon,” Sam apologised.

Bonnie just looked at them with one of her “bitch faces”. Dean always called it that. It was one of the things she and Sam had in common.

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May 29, 2012

THE BONNIE DIARIES
The Winchesters

“Hey Bon. How you doing?”, Dean asked. “Yeah, hi Bonnie”, Sam greeted as well. They were near the area, so they decided to check up on her and to also find out if she needed any assistance with Klaus or whatever.

“What are THEY doing here Bonnie?”, Damon asked before Bonnie could reply. Damon didn’t like them. They were hunters and Bonnie is the only thing keeping them from hunting him and his brother. Sam and Dean tolerated the vampires in Bonnie’s life because they seem to want to help protect people and Bonnie gave them her word that they can be trusted (well Caroline and Tyler) and she’ll handle Damon and Stefan. The hunters trust Bonnie, they don’t like it, but they trust her. In the beginning when Dean found out she was a witch, it didn’t go over so well. However, upon realising that she was a different kind of witch from what he was accustomed to, he felt more at ease and they became good friends. Sammy liked her from the beginning.

Bonnie sighed and answered, “Damon. Now’s not the time to be acting a fool. They are my friends and are welcome anytime,” she said to Damon. She then greeted the Winchesters.

Faye and Melissa simply eyed each other knowing how Damon and the Winchesters felt about each other. Stefan just bust out laughing, because he felt that Damon was competing with them especially when they stopped by to visit Bonnie, and he found it quite hilarious. Now that is not to say he isn’t wary of them, as he too knows that Bonnie is the one preventing the boys from hunting him down. They’ve managed to keep the Salvatore’s past (the most gruesome parts) hidden from Sam and Dean because, knowing them, they would go behind Bonnie’s back and kill them all.
Anyway, the Winchesters are excellent hunters and if anyone can help with Klaus or whatever other supernatural threat there is, it’s them.

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May 28, 2012

THE BONNIE DIARIES
Wild Goose Chase


“That stupid hybrid just wanted to party. No diabolical plans that he seems to be apart of at the moment,” Bonnie said disappointingly.

“Yeah, well, don’t worry about it. We’ll find out what he’s up to,” said Damon in referral to Klaus.

Stefan chuckled. “I told you that you were going on a wild goose chase.”

“Stefan? Not now. It was a hunch and it was worth the try. I mean you never know. Klaus is methodical and always seems to be one or more steps ahead, but he’s also egotistical,” Melissa offered.

“True,” Bonnie told them, “he thinks we’re no match for him and I just thought it would leave an opening for us to find out what exactly he’s up to. I don’t see it as a wild goose chase.”

“Well, I would personally find a way to kill him, but I enjoy my undead life at the moment and he’s the key to ensuring I stay that way,” Damon added.

Klaus is the one who sired the Salvatores, Tyler and Caroline. Killing him would mean killing them, so that was not an option. Bonnie wants to do the dessication spell but, she doesn’t know what Klaus’ plans are and what the outcome would be if she dessicated him. Knowing Klaus, if anything happened to him, he’s sure to give out orders to carry out some sort of retaliation, and they can’t have that. They don’t want anymore deaths.

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May 05, 2012

THE BONNIE DIARIES
Back to Hell, Part Two


Sam and Dean came to town to ask Bonnie for assistance in tracking down a demon. The son of a bitch has been body hopping and is always escaping the Winchesters. Bonnie was performing a spell when Stefan showed up.

“See? What’d I tell you,” Dean said to Sam. “She does magic, one of them shows up. Ever since she gave them her blood to supe them up, they sense whenever she practices. Son of a bitch!”, he added with complete frustration because according to Bonnie, the Salvatores (only because of Elena), Caroline and Tyler are off limits for hunting.

They should have asked her to meet them somewhere cloaked from the vamps so as to resist temptation, he thought.

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May 05, 2012

I’m sorry but, how come none of the vampires heard when Elena left? Is there a fire escape? Did she jump out the window? She couldn’t have come down the stairs. Is there a stairway leading down to the kitchen? So she left while the others were in the living area that was being damaged by Klaus? They didn’t hear a door open and close?  I mean, she drove to the school as Jeremy said her car was gone. You mean to tell me that a 1000 year old hybrid who’s sole purpose for showing up at the house was to collect Elena, didn’t hear that she was leaving the house? Nor the Salvatores who were inside the house? They didn’t hear the car door slam? The engine start? Nothing? Did I miss something? I am quite confused.

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April 06, 2012

Vampire Diaries Speculation: How to Save the Salvatores, Caroline, and Maybe Even Tyler

We’re not going to lie: Ever since The Vampire Diaries Season 3, Episode 15, “All My Children,” we’ve kind of thought Esther (Alive Evans) was kind of a beotch. The witch had a spell to turn all her linked offspring into humans — so that they could be killed. Why couldn’t she just let them live out the rest of their natural lives once they were no longer “abominations”? What a mother.
Well, that whole “vampires can go back to becoming humans” thing was pretty well glossed over in that episode. The fact that Damon (Ian Somerhalder) — who has admitted he so longs to be human — didn’t ask Esther for her un-Original recipe strikes us as odd — and perhaps gives us a hint about the Season 3 finale.

The Originals are no longer linked, and Damon, Stefan (Paul Wesley), Caroline (Candice Accola), and Tyler (Michael Trevino) all have a vested interested in keeping at least one of them alive. For Tyler, it’s his sire Klaus (Joseph Morgan). For the rest, their bloodline is still a question mark, but if Esther ever comes back from her magical mystery tour, she can surely probably find a way to work that spell again. If an Original dying causes their vampire offshoots to keel over, will their transformation back to human have the same effect?
We’ve heard the Season 3 finale described as game-changing, and Joseph Morgan says at the end of it, viewers will say, “‘Oh my God! But what happens next?!’”

We don’t know what Esther thinks of vampires in general. Does she view them all as her despicable creation, or does she think only her children deserve to die? Perhaps the reason she wanted them to become human before killing them is so the rest of the bloodlines would be unaffected by their deaths. If that’s the case, then will Damon, Stefan, or Caroline decide to abandon their bloodsucking ways and turn human again?

What’s a vampire show without vampires — but what’s The Vampire Diaries if one of the Salvatores is suddenly human (and can totally impregnate Elena)?

  - Jenny McGrath